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Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Why are FtM trans just another type of woman?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Why do men first look at a woman's chest instead of their face?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
What discoveries in AI research have changed our understanding of intelligence evolution?
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Do humans know everything they need to know?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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When did Elon Musk fall from grace?
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Have you had any paranormal activity situations happen personally to you or someone you know?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Next, they tried...
What are the top 5 star Michelin restaurants near Pompano Beach, Florida?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds